There is an inn, a merry old inn
beneath an old grey hill,
And there they brew a beer so brown
That the Man in the Moon himself came down
one night to drink his fill.
and the cat began to wail;
A dish and a spoon on the table danced,
The cow in the garden madly pranced,
and the little dog chased his tail.
Then the ostler said to his tipsy cat:
"The white horses of the Moon,
They neigh and champ their silver bits;
But their master's been and drowned his wits,
and the Sun'll be rising soon!"
So the cat on his fiddle played hey-diddle-diddle,
a jig that would wake the dead:
He squeaked and sawed and quickened the tune,
While the landlord shook the Man in the Moon:
"It's after three!" he said.
With a ping and a pong the fiddle-strings broke!
the cow jumped over the Moon,
And the little dog laughed to see such fun,
And the Saturday dish went off at a run
with the silver Sunday spoon.
The round Moon rolled behind the hill
as the Sun raised up her head.
She hardly believed her fiery eyes;
For though it was day, to her surprise
they all went back to bed!
Selected stanzas from The Fellowship of the Ring Book 1, Chapter 'At the Sign of the Prancing Pony'.
Hello everyone! Since this may be one of the few times I talk about alcohol, I thought I would include one of my favorite drinking songs, sung by Frodo and made up by Bilbo. I haven't found an opportunity to sing it yet, but I'm keeping my eye out. Just kidding. I don't have it memorized (but maybe I should, so I can bust it out if I ever have the opportunity!). Go online or pick up the book and read the whole thing if you have time: this is just 6 of the 13 stanzas.
So, I have a lot of things that I want to wright about, but I've been getting backed up. This post will include a few things that are more or less unconnected, but all very amazing and/or relevant, in my opinion. If you want to read it in chunks, there are three parts: two long parts sandwiching a short part.
First, I will address the subject most connected to the opening poem: alcohol. I am in Dublin. There is a lot of alcohol. And this is how I feel about it.
I recognize that alcohol can be used in a very pleasant and appropriate manner, and that people can enjoy themselves in a good way while drinking. I recognize that it is an important part of many cultures (especially the one here), and that this is not necessarily a bad thing. I don't think it's wrong for people to drink, and in the right context I'm sure drinking is lovely. However, I have made it my policy not to drink while I'm over here. I don't mind tasting other people's drinks: in fact, I'm happy to do so, and want to do so, as part of an "educational process" of sorts. Nevertheless, I'm not going to be buying, or letting anyone else buy for me, whole drinks. I don't like drinking myself, partly because of the taste, and partly because I don't see any point in compromising my judgement or my sanity in any way, even if just a little bit, by drinking. I like to be able to act in an appropriate manner and make smart decisions, thank you. And drinks also cost money, and if I don't like it in the first place, why spend the money?
The drinking culture here is pretty interesting. The college kids are perhaps even crazier than they are in the states, but in a different way. For American students, a lot of the point of drinking is to get yourself waisted (apparently, according to other American students). Here, the point seems to be to keep drinking for as long as you possibly can. Both seem very silly to me. Pubs are of course a big thing in Ireland, and they are completely different than the drinking atmosphere that I'm used to. I much prefer pubs to college drinking parties. I went to a pub a while back, the first week we came to Dublin. It was really a pretty neat experience. It was called O'Donehughes, I think, and it consisted of a main building and bar, a covered alleyway, and a little room across the alley from the main building. The place was full of mature, adult people, not crazy college kids trying to get wasted and making a scene. People were just talking, having a good time, enjoying the craic (which is pronounced "crack" but has nothing to do with drugs, it just means basically having fun and enjoying conversation, kind of hitting a sweet spot of social interaction). People aren't allowed to smoke inside buildings in Ireland, but people were smoking in the covered alley, and the smoke floated into the rooms, creating that classic hazy atmosphere. We hung out in the little room across the alley, where there was a small bar, some tables, a toasty fireplace, and a TV. On the TV was... rugby!
I had never seen rugby before, and I have to say: I feel like American football is pretty boring and kind of wimpy compared to rugby. Not that I like watching people playing violent games, but... I mean, these rugby people are getting in groups and slamming headfirst into each other, lifting their teammates into the air in attempts to try to catch the ball before the other team, tackling each other mercilessly, and all without any protection from pads! Bloody noses left and right! Not that I think people should get hurt in sports, but I mean, if you're comparing toughness, come on, seriously. There's not much of a comparison between football and rugby, in my opinion. And in rugby, there's none of this "let's stop every 20 seconds and have an ickle rest and talk to our special coaches and have them pick some little strategies for our next 20 seconds of doing something." No, these guys not only need strength, they need endurance too! And they think for themselves, making decisions as they play. Not that football players don't, but if you play for ten minutes at a time without any coaching advice, you just have so much more opportunity to make personal decisions. I give a special shout-out to Meredith, you tough rugby-player you. I do think it would be hard to watch someone I know play rugby though, because of how easy it is to get hurt. Which is not good, don't get me wrong. Still, I really enjoyed watching that game.
Not only that, the most awesome Irish thing happened while we were in the pub: spontaneous music playing! It was so amazing, so truly Irish. These two guys start playing instruments, one singing and playing the guitar, and one switching between a tiny pipe-thing and what looked like a banjo, but it wasn't played at all like they play them in the states. It was beautiful, and with such great Irish style. Just an amazing experience. I had been hoping to see it happen while I was here, and, there you go, happen it did. And they weren't asking for money, weren't paid by the pub or anything. Just sitting at their table, sipping their pints between songs, playing for the craic. I'm sad that the pictures aren't better, but this is what I could get in the dark.
The alleyway outside our little room:
Friends! Me and Kaitlyn:
Kaitlyn, Melissa, Allison, and Stacey:
Andrew, Ryan, and Ashley:
My personal experience with alcohol is such: At the urging of my mother (hi Mom, I love you!) I tried red wine sometime last fall. Absolutely the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. Positively gross. It tastes like something from the chemistry lab that you should not ever drink, lest it will consume you in an evil chemical reaction from your intestines outward. How could anyone even stomach the stuff? It was a little disappointing, I guess: I felt like I didn't have very "mature" tastes. However, I have since had a sip of white wine. This was much better. It tasted like something you were supposed to drink that had been mixed with something from the chemistry lab, instead of just straight chem lab. Still, not very... delicious. I understood how it was possible to drink it, though. On the night we went to this pub, I tried a sip of Allison's cider, and also Kaitlyn's cider, which were apparently different. These were much better. They tasted like someone had accidently filled a glass with a drink that had been previously used to hold something from chem lab. I still didn't particularly like it, but the taste was much more redeeming, and I could kind of understand why people might be able enjoy drinking it. I have yet to try Guinness, but I'm planning on doing so before I leave.
Okay, on to subject two: my general health, which is a bit of a drama. So, we've been doing a lot of walking here. A lot. Makes sense. We have no cars. There's nowhere to park them even if we did, and you don't need a car, you have busses! But there's still a lot of walking, and my left knee has been rather upset with me. I've always had bad knees, and my left knee has bothered me before, in high school when I was still dancing. Here, it's been especially unhappy. It really hurts when I go down stairs, unless I do a little skip-hop that doesn't bend it. So, rather sad. I got a stretchy slip-on brace that helps, but I haven't been able to wear it for a week because...
I got scabies! At least I think it's scabies. It's very similar to the scabies I had after I went to the Dominican Republic two summers ago. Little itchy bumps that pop up in random places all over your body, caused by an allergic reaction to a mite that lives by burrowing under your skin. Not very pleasant. They can really itch. I had them especially badly on my wrists and hands, on the top of my feet, my right shin, my elbows, and other places on my arms. I also got them under my eyebrows (not in my eyebrows, but below them, like near my eyelid). Those little buggers. Luckily, the cream used to treat it is over the counter here (it's prescription in the states, but hey, you've gotta love Ireland), and so I tried to perform an extermination last Sunday. Saturday night, I washed all my sheets, including my duvet and mattress pad, then put the cream on, then went to sleep. Sunday morning I got up, took a shower, washed all my sheets again, and also washed my clothes, my purse, wallet, backpack, slippers, camera case, and anything cloth that could be washed, I washed. The cloth things that couldn't be washed (including my brace, which is rubbery and would melt in the dryer, which is the part that kills the scabies; and my wool coat, and all my scarves) in a plastic bag to be quarantined for two weeks. I put plastic wrap over my computer keyboard and Bible, and cleaned my phone and my pens with disinfectant.
It didn't work.
I'm still getting spots here and there, though I don't have a total infestation like I did before. I spot-treat the spots with the cream, but that doesn't guarantee you kill the little mites, because you could just be having a reaction to their droppings, and the mite could have moved on. So, the plan is to buy more cream and try again when I'm motivated enough to go through the effort. In the mean time, I'm developing a little love-hate relationship with the things. The mites are kind of like my buddies, hanging out with me all the time. I've just accepted it. For now at least. So no feeling bad or being worried (Mom); it's really not that bad, and I'm sure I'll get rid of it at some point.
Okay, topic three: epic scavenger hunt!!!
So, two weeks ago on Sunday, all the Notre Dame students gathered at our base here in Dublin, the O'Connell House, for a very special mission: race throughout Dublin for two hours, and take pictures of, or collect, as many things as you can from a provided list. The winning team would receive a mystery prize, which we were told was very good. We figured it would be something kind of lame, but whatever, the point is to have fun. We were split up into teams of seven, and I think there were five teams total. The list was daunting. It was long. Here is a sample of some of the 40 or so items, which were worth between 10 and 50 points, with one 600 point item:
A picture of:
A giraffe, more points for each person imitating the giraffe
Someone holding a python (50 points)
A rabbit
A person with a mohawk or mullet
A picture of someone in your group wearing a yellow high visibility vest. More points for each worker also wearing a vest in the picture.
A picture of your gruop with a priest
A picture of your group with a rabbi (50 points)
A picture of someone eating a shwarma
Also: by spire of Dublin, on train, at #10 bus stops (10 points for each stop), someone wearing something from Abercrombie, someone wearing Notre Dame stuff, someone wearing something Notre Dame, the team doing a pyramid under Traitor's Arch, standing by various statues, etc.
Bring Back:
Mein Kampf in German
An international stamp
A $2 bill, and a 100 euro bill
The cheapest thing you can buy
The devil man from Grafton Street (600 points)
A bag from (some fancy store that I can't remember)
So, suddenly we were off, and the epic hunt began!
Some groups were really serious. Like my group. We were really into it. Someone on our team even wore jogging clothes. Some groups were not into it at all: they spent the time hanging out in a pub, although we didn't know this at the time. Near the beginning of our journey, Patrick (the person wearing the jogging clothes) mentioned that it was the feast day of St. Anthony, the patron saint of finding things. He said a quick prayer to the saint out loud. At the time we were looking for a rabbit in a park. We didn't end up seeing a rabbit, but Patrick assured me that we would, even if we didn't find it right away.
I was the designated camera person, since I was the one who brought my camera. Luckily someone had a friend who was visiting her and tagging along named Emily, so Emily could take all the pictures of us when we needed the whole team in the picture. Some things, we had no idea what they were (like the shwarma and the devil man), and no one else seemed to know what they were either. I started to think that our organizers had made up the shwarma and the devil man, just to make us look like stupid Americans, asking people for all these nonsense things. We had better luck with other things, though: we found the fancy store, and we also found some candy for 25 euro cent. I spotted toy giraffes in a shop window and shouted "Giraffe! Giraffe! Giraffe!" really loud, and jumped up and down and pointed. We saw a little toddler wearing a Notre Dame jacket, but a guy in our group who asked to take a picture of the little boy freaked out the little boy's dad, and they ran away. The guy then declared the policy that from that point on, the girls were going to have to ask for things, not the guys. It worked for the worker wearing the high-visibility vest: he seemed more than happy to talk to the pretty American girl who asked if she could wear his vest for a moment. (creeeeeper, eew) We found a girl who was wearing an Abercrombie shirt, who had already been harassed by at least two other groups for her picture (poor girl, she seemed pretty peeved. Wrong day to wear that shirt). Here's some highlights of what I've talked about so far. Unfortunately, partly because we were in such a rush, partly because I don't think Emily knew how to use my camera, a lot of the pictures are blurry.
At one of many #10 bus stops: Me, Molly, Kayla, Anna-Patrice, Tim, Patrick (note the Adidas pants, though it's hard to see), and John
Picture with creepy worker:
Poor girl wearing Abercrombie shirt:
Picture with "The Hags with the Bags" as they are commonly called. I have no idea who they are. We got extra points for everyone in the picture who was imitating the women:
Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes!
Everywhere we went, we asked were to find a pet store. We really wanted a picture with a python, because it was worth so many points. And then, finally, near the end of our journey:
We walked into this little pet store, and there was a lady who worked there, standing right at the front, holding this snake! We asked her if it was a python, and it was! John got the honor of holding it. Unfortunately, I took the picture while he was talking. We were in a rush. Like I said.
Then at the back of the pet store:
Rabbits! Had Patrick's prayer to St. Anthony paid off?
As we were walking back down O'Connell Street, back to the house, we passed a statue of a priest.
Then, we passed a little statue of Jesus in a clear plastic box. And I had an idea...
What is Jesus called in the Bible sometimes?
Rabbi.
I told everyone my idea, and they were all in:
I thought to myself: "They can't say no. It's in the Bible!" Everyone agreed. Still, I was nervous that they wouldn't accept it. 50 points is a lot of points to lose.
We made it back to the O'Connell house, a backpack full of random things, and a camera full of random, mostly blurry pictures. We waited our turn, then walked into a very fancy and serious-looking room, and presented our collection to the judges, the staff of the O'Connell House.
After the other team members had left the room, I went up to our program coordinator, Joe, who would be giving us points for our pictures. I told him,
"Okay. Our picture of a rabbi... is Jesus."
He gave me a skeptical look. "I don't know about that one..."
"It's in the Bible!" I cried. "You can't say no to the Bible!"
"I'll consider it, I'll consider it," he said. But he did not sound convinced. I decided that more convincing was needed.
While another group was meeting with the judges, I borrowed Patrick's Bible and looked under the index for Rabbi. Not only did I find a verse of a man calling Jesus Rabbi: Turning around, Jesus saw them following and asked, "What do you want?" They said, "Rabbi" (which means Teacher), "where are you staying?" (John 1:38). But I also found this verse, said by Jesus himself: "But you are not to be called 'Rabbi,' for you have only one Teacher and you are all brothers" (Matt 23:8). So I went back in to our coordinator, Bible in hand, verses marked with sticky notes, heart pounding, and said,
"Here's a verse where Jesus is called Rabbi." I pointed to the verse in John.
Then I flipped to the Matthew verse. "Look at this one," I said. After reading it out loud, I said, "So, according to the Bible, as Christians we aren't allowed to call anyone else Rabbi except Jesus! It wouldn't be right to get a picture with a real Rabbi!"
"We'll see," Joe replied, seeming impatient. I left quickly, hoping I hadn't annoyed him and made our case worse.
That evening, we went to a dinner at our main professor's house, Kevin Whelan. He had a delicious meal catered for us, and we had mass crowded into his living room, at which I did a reading from Corinthians about how we all have different gifts. After dinner (and dessert, mmm) was over, Joe asked for quiet from everyone, and began to read the results from our scavenger hunt.
The two groups in last place had both gone to pubs to hang out, and hadn't tried very hard. Still, they both got over 100 points. There were only three places left. I began to hold my breath.
The next group had over 500 points. I was impressed. Joe read the group's name, and I held my breath: He hadn't called our group! That meant we had a chance!
"Runner up," said Joe, and read how many points they had. Their total was only five points more than the last one. Was it us? Joe read the name... No! And that meant...
"In first place, with (something around the order of 580 points) is Anna-Patrice's group!" Joe cried.
We had won! We had won! And only by a margin of 20 points. I couldn't believe it. It turns out Joe had given us the points for the Rabbi/Jesus picture, which took us from third to first place. I was so excited! Was it all due to Patrick's prayer to St. Anthony? I don't believe in the power of praying to saints, but it was pretty hard to say that it hadn't helped: the win certainly seemed pretty miraculous. I at least admitted to Patrick that our win was certainly providential and a blessing from God. It was a great feeling, winning something like that. It doesn't happen every day.
And the prize?
120 euro to spend at Milano, a nice pizza restaurant. Perfect for Americans craving food from home. The next week, when we went out, I ordered a beautiful cheese pizza (the cheapest one on the menu) and got a Chocolate Glory dessert, which consisted of vanilla ice cream drizzled heavily with chocolate syrup, with brownie bits sprinkled on top. And they take chocolate syrup seriously over here, let me tell you. Richest chocolate syrup I've ever tasted. Sooooo good... now I'm hungry.
That is my epic story. Thanks for hanging in there for so long. I had a lot of catching up to do. Next time: my trip from last weekend, to the town of Howth.